C         D7   G7      C
If you're ever in a jam, here I am. 
C7     F                G         C
If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal. 
       G            D         Dm       E7
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, 
Dm7       F
I'm your bail. 

G7   C
It's friendship, friendship, 
                    G7
Just a perfect blendship, 
     C     C7               F          Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been forgot 
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be hot! 
F                  G       C 
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig–dig-dig. 

C C7 F Fm 
G7 F/A Abadd9 G

          C           D7    G7      C
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell. 
C7     F                   G       C
If you ever catch on fire, send a wire. 
       G              D                 Dm     E7
If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine, 
Dm7     F
Borrow mine. 

G7   C
It's friendship, friendship, 
                    G7
Just a perfect blendship, 
     C     C7               F            Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have ceased to jell 
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be swell! 
F                  G       C 
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep–hep-hep. 

C C7 F Fm x2
G7 F/A Abadd9 G

        C               D7    G7     C
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise. 
C7      F                     G       C
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose. 
        G          D      Dm           E7
If they ever put a bullet through your brain 
Dm7      F
I'll complain. 
 
G7   C
It's friendship, friendship, 
                    G7
Just a perfect blendship, 
     C     C7             F          Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships go up in smoke, 
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be oke! 
F                  G         C 
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof. 

C C7 F Fm x3
G7 F/A

       C              D7    G7      C
If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind. 
C7     F                     G       C
If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt. 
          G         D            Dm       E7
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, 
Dm7     F
I won't laugh. 

G7   C
It's friendship, friendship, 
                    G7
Just a perfect blendship, 
     C     C7               F             Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been "forgate" 
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be great! 

C C7 F Fm x3
G7 F/A
G#7 F#/A# G7

        C               D7     G7     C
If they ever crack your spine, drop a line. 
C7      F                     G       C
If they ever cut your throat, write a note. 
        G           D        Dm      E7
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, 
Dm7       F
Invite me too! 

G7   C
It's friendship, friendship, 
                    G7
Just a perfect blendship, 
     C     C7              F             Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships are up the crick, 
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be slick! 
F                  G           C 
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-quack-quack-quack 

C C7 F Fm x4
G7 F/A Abadd9 G

G7   C     C7               F          Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been forgot 
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C  C7 F Fm G7 F/A G F7/G C
Ours will still   be hot! 



As performed in the 2011 revival. Note that the F/A and the chord that immediately 
follows it (in the instrumentals and at the end) are played half as long.