BILLS LAUNDROMAT BAR AND GRILL E5 Confederate Railroad' When And Where Album Mark Geronimo and Jimmy Alan Stewart E5 Well I was three days short of pullin out Bridgeport A5 I was headed down to Houston town E5 Had my guitar packed in a burlap sack F#5 B5 For es cortin my country sound E5 I bypassed Jackson, bypassed Memphis A5 By the time I got to Arkansas E5 Id-a sold my car and this black guitar B5 E5 For anything cool and tall A5 E5 So I pulled up to a neon sign on highway forty-nine A5 B5 Shut the engine down, took a look around and then I stepped inside E5 A5 I asked that bouncer where I was he said son your at Bills B5 Honky tonk pickin, line dance kickin, razor back stickin, barbecue chicken E5 Laundromat bar and grill E5 Well I saw old Bill sittin at the bar A5 With a waitress and change machine E5 He was dolin out quarters to a waitress names Starr F#5 B5 When I asked him if I could sing E5 He said, son go ahead if you brought your guitar A5 Then he pointed to the back stage door E5 He said, we don't like original material B5 E5 Un less its been done be fore A5 Well I hit the stage like a big wheeled train E5 Told the crowd I played the seats A5 I played the Tennessee Waltz, Kentucky Rain B5 And the one about the pearly street E5 A5 That lead guitar was like a chain saw that fiddle like a power drill at Bill's B5 Honky tonk pickin, line dance kickin, razor back stickin, barbecue chicken E5 Laundromat bar and grill Lead E5 Well in the few short minutes I was up on stage A5 Lookin back at country cowboys face E5 With a perfect view I was witness to F#5 B5 The des truction of the whole damn place E5 It was long necked hims and white fringed hems A5 Flyin out of that dodge saloon E5 And that me chanical bull was a Houston pull B5 E5 To the safest place in the room A5 Well a punch-drunk cowboy showed his wife E5 That his shirt was soaked in beer A5 She said, calm down honey have another lite B5 Cause we can wash the shirt right here E5 A5 Then the whole place stopped to thank me for bookin my show at Bill's B5 Honky tonk pickin, line dance kickin, razor back stickin, barbecue chicken E5 Laundromat bar and grill B5 At Bill's Honky tonk pickin, line dance kickin, razor back stickin, barbecue chicken E5 Laundromat bar and grill Not sure about long-necked hims and white fringed hems, but its close. Have fun
