CHORUS D SHE NEVER CRIED WHEN OLD YELLER DIED G D SHE WASN'T WASHED IN THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB SHE NEVER STOOD UP FOR THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER E A AND SHE WASN'T A JOHN WAYNE FAN D HER BABY BLUE EYES HID THE WARNING SIGNS G D THAT WOMAN WAS BAD TO THE BONE G D SHE NEVER CRIED WHEN OLD YELLER DIED A D DO YOU THINK I'LL CRY WHEN SHE'S GONE STOP D SO DESPERATE I ANSWERED AN AD IN THE PERSONALS G D HOPING TO FIND ME A DATE A GOOD LOOKIN' NON- SMOKING FULL FIGURED LEO WAS A LOOKING TO FIND HER MATE G WE HIT IT OFF WE GOT IT ON D G MY LOVE WAS GROWING SO STRONG A THEN I STARTED SEEING A SIDE OF THAT WOMAN THAT I SHOULD OF SEEN ALL ALONG STOP CHORUS D G D I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALL LISTENING TO THOSE BARRY MANILOW RECORDS A WAS JUST ONE OF HER CHARACTER FLAWS B G SOMETIMES SHE WAS RUDE AND NATURALLY CRUDE D G BUT THIS GOOD OLE BOY LET IT PASS A BUT WHEN SHE CUSSED IN FRONT ON MY MOM I TOLD HER SHE COULD KISS MY...... CHORUS G B A SHE NEVER CRIED WHEN OLD YELLER DIED AND I AIN'T D GONNA CRY WHEN SHE'S GONE