Alright, so - I know this isn't a CO&MVB song, but there's no solo Conor band here 
to put this in.
This is my first tab. I did my best to work out the chords from the main youtube 
video that's going around of Conor playing this and You Are Your Mom's, which is 
here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfW5cYIIqHc.
For the lyrics I did my best to work out what they were from a bootleg with better audio.

NOTE: There are a number of places where the lyrics are most likely wrong (but I 
did pretty well with the U.S city names seeing as I'm from Australia) so I'm sorry.

Please comment and lemme know how I did :) email issues or suggestions to 
songs.of.love.and.hate66@gmail.com

KICK - Conor Oberst

Standard Tuning - CAPO on 2nd Fret (all chords relative to capo)

One chord I don't know (Marked as F*:    e|  0
                                         B|  2
                                         G|  3
                                         D|  4
                                         A|  0
                                         E|  0

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D (xx0232@1)                  E7 (020130@1)    AKick, (x02220@1)you know you're still a kid
           D (xx0232@1)      E7 (020130@1)      AAnd (x02220@1)your diets too full of additives.
  D (xx0232@1)              E7 (020130@1)        A (x02220@1)          F#Passed (244322@1)out on the couch with ashes in your mouth
   Bm7 (x20202@1)                          E7Dreaming (020130@1)that you're hopping the fence.
       D (xx0232@1)              E7 (020130@1)     AThis (x02220@1)world must have it out for you
          D (xx0232@1)         E7 (020130@1)         AFrom (x02220@1)the shores of Montauk up to Malibu.
      D (xx0232@1)           E7 (020130@1)           A (x02220@1)         F#The (244322@1)trappings of a name that you never could escape,
        Bm7 (x20202@1)                     E7These (020130@1)people want to live in the past.
       Bm7 (x20202@1)                     E7Some (020130@1)golden age that they never had.

Bm (x24432@1)                 
I thought we lost that Camelot
E7I (020130@1)thought we lost that Camelot
A7Some (x02020@1)children story we forgot,
F*           Bm (x24432@1) E7Grew (020130@1)old so long ago.

D (xx0232@1)             E7 (020130@1)    AKick (x02220@1)its hard to make a friend
       D (xx0232@1)               E7 (020130@1)      AIn (x02220@1)a world that's this cruel and partisan.
     D (xx0232@1)              E7 (020130@1)         A (x02220@1)          F#But (244322@1)you should go in style to Stockholm for a while,
  Bm7 (x20202@1)                 E7Live (020130@1)outside oblivions lense.

D (xx0232@1)                  E7 (020130@1)   ASomeday (x02220@1)you'll have a fine divorce,
       D (xx0232@1)      E7 (020130@1)     Aand (x02220@1)a cemetery plot in Hyannisport.
      D (xx0232@1)                 E7 (020130@1)            A (x02220@1)     F#Next (244322@1)time you close your eyes on that helicopter ride,
    Bm7 (x20202@1)                      E7I (020130@1)hope you see it isn't your fault.
    Bm7 (x20202@1)                      E7I (020130@1)hope you know it isn't your fault.

BmI (x24432@1)thought we shot that Camelot
E7I (020130@1)thought they shot that Camelot
A7Whoever (x02020@1)shot this movie stop
F*               Bm (x24432@1)       E7B (020130@1)wrote; said the show must go.        - This line is probably the most wrong

FILL: A        A?(finger on B-string up to the 3rd fret)

ALying (x02220@1)in the office on an old chaise-lounge
 BmListening (x24432@1)to the doctor drone.
 D (xx0232@1)                              DmNo (xx0231@1)therapeutic feeling once the shock wears's off,
 A7 (x02020@1)                 E7Answer (020130@1)every question 'no'.

AHiding (x02220@1)in the hammock with the shades pulled down
 BmWondering (x24432@1)if the story's broke.
  D (xx0232@1)                      DmTragedy (xx0231@1)is profit once the word gets out,
  A7 (x02020@1)                   E7Tabloids (020130@1)at the country store.

ASearching (x02220@1)on the tables once the bar's closed down,
 Bmsaid (x24432@1)somebody stole your phone.
 D (xx0232@1)                                     DmNow (xx0231@1)there's no-one to talk to but these trust-fund drunks,
 A7 (x02020@1)                       E7You (020130@1)should have brought a chaperone.

A (x02220@1)Well Kick, I'd love to help you but I just don't count,
 BmFriendship (x24432@1)makes you paranoid.
 D (xx0232@1)                              DmI (xx0231@1)don't believe in curses, but I just might now.
 A7 (x02020@1)                 E7I (020130@1)never really had a choice.
           F*             DmJust (xx0231@1)like all your broken toys.

REPEAT FILL

D (xx0232@1)                  E7 (020130@1)    AWell (x02220@1)Kick, you know this life is rich.
       D (xx0232@1)              E7 (020130@1)     ABut (x02220@1)pleasure's not the same as happiness.
     D (xx0232@1)           E7 (020130@1)             A (x02220@1)            F#But (244322@1)if you don't collide with the traffic in your mind,
    Bm7 (x20202@1)                           E7I (020130@1)think you'll find your way out of this.
    Bm7 (x20202@1)                        E7I (020130@1)hope you find your way out of this.

REPEAT FILL

END ON A