this is another song my parents just love. c is for conway and l is for 
louretta i think just incase if you wanted to sing/standard tuning.

A (x02220@1)C : You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tyres.

A (x02220@1)  - A7 (x02020@1)L : And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires.

D (xx0232@1)You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'.

E (022100@1)Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin',

E7 (020130@1)              A (x02220@1)but I love you just the same.



A (x02220@1)C : You're the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop.

A  - A7

L : And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.



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D (xx0232@1)                                A (x02220@1)I guess that we won't ever have everything we need,

B7 (x21202@1)                            E- (022100@1)- - - - -E7 - - -

'cause when we get "ahead", it's got another mouth to feed.

A (x02220@1)L : And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone.

A (x02220@1)      - A7 (x02020@1)C : And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb.



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conversation

L : Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave

and put on a clean pair of pants?



C : But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out

of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that

housecoat before supper.



L : Ha, well, let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything

that I went through today, I look like a movie star.



C : Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie.



L : Thankyee.



C : Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway.



L : Oh they did, huh? What about's the ones that's bald?



C : Ha ha ha, well, I guess you could say they take after me ..