Not too sure these chords are accurate let me know if they are not. Thank you. G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GDear (320003@1)Sir I write this note to you to tell you of my plight C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) DFor (xx0232@1)at the time of writing it I'm not a pretty sight C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) My body is all black and blue, my face a deathly grey G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)I write this note to say why I am not at work today G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GWhile (320003@1)working on the fourteenth floor some bricks I had to clear C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) DBut (xx0232@1)tossing them down from such a height was not a good idea C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) CThe (x32010@1)foreman wasn't very pleased he is an arkward sod G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)he said I had to cart them down the ladders in me hod G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GWell (320003@1)clearing all these bricks by hand it was so very slow C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) DSo (xx0232@1)I hoisted up a barrel and secured a rope below C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) CBut (x32010@1)in me haste to do the job, I was to blind to see G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GThat (320003@1)a barrel full of building bricks was heavier than me G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)so when I untied the rope the barrel fell like lead C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)clinging tightly to the rope I started up instead C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) CI (x32010@1)shot up like a rocket, and to my dismay I found G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GThat (320003@1)halfway up I met the bloody barrel coming down G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GWell (320003@1)the barrel broke me shoulder as to the ground it sped C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)when I reached the top I banged the pulley with me head C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) CBut (x32010@1)I clung on tightly numb with shock from this almighty blow G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GWhile (320003@1)the barrel spilled out half it's bricks some fourteen floors below G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GWhen (320003@1)these bricks had fallen from the barrel to the floor C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) I then outweighed the barrel and so started down once more C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1)But I clung on tightly to the rope me body racked with pain G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)halfway down I met the bloody barrel once again G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GNow (320003@1)the force of this collision halfway down the office block C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) DCaused (xx0232@1)multiple abrasions and a nasty case of shock C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) CBut (x32010@1)I clung on tightly to the rope as I fell towards the ground G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)I landed on the broken bricks the barrel had scattered round. G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GNow (320003@1)as I lay there on the ground I thought I'd passed the worst C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) DBut (xx0232@1)the barrel hit the pulley wheel and then the bottom burst C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) CA (x32010@1)shower of bricks rained down on me I didn't have a hope G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GAs (320003@1)I lay there bleeding on the ground I let go of the bloody rope G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GThe (320003@1)barrel now being heavier so started down once more C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) DIt (xx0232@1)landed right across me as I lay there on the floor C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) CIt (x32010@1)broke three ribs and my left arm and I can only say G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) GI (320003@1)hope you`ll understand why I am not at work today
