god shuffled his feet crash test dummies a difficult song to sing in tune as the singer has a very strange tone to his voice that makes it song lower than it actually is D Bm After seven days, he was G D A Quite tired, so God said D Bm Let there be a day just for G Bm G Picnics, with wine and bread A D G Gathered up some people he had made Em A D G Created blankets and laid back in the shade [Chorus] A E A God shuffled his feet and glanced a round at them D A E A D G The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him D Bm The people sipped their wine, and what with G D A God there, they asked him ques tions, like D Bm Do you have to eat, or get your G Bm G hair cut in heaven A D G And if your eye got poked out in this life, Em A D G would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife [Chorus] D Bm So he said once there was a boy, who G D A woke up with blue hair. D Bm him it was a joy, until he G Bm G ran out into the warm air A D G He thought of how his friends would come to see Em A D G and would they laugh or had he got some strange disease [Chorus] D Bm The people sat waiting out on their G D A To blankets in the garden. But D Bm God said nothing. So someone G Bm G asked him, beg your pardon A D G I'm not quite clear a bout what you just spoke Em A D G Was that a parable or a very subtle joke [Chorus]