intro: E5

D#5
When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver
C#5
You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well
D#5
The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar
C#5
Like eating herring where the sun does not go down
G#5         A#5        G#5               A#5
Our driver calculates what time we'll hit town

C5               G5
And every time a border comes
G#5               F5
We go inside and meet with someone
C5                   G5
Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
G#5                 F5
Then we can go and restart up the engines

Plumbing often varies in the various different countries
I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets
I'll have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails
And then I'll squat down for a wash to end the day
Our driver recommends we try the souffl?

And every time a border comes
We go inside and meet with someone
Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
Then we can go and restart up the engines

bridge: E5   C#5
      E5   A5

Then we went down under, and we were told of farmers
Who brought some pigs here from the old country
But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat jellyfish
And now you get stung if you're swimming in the sea
Our driver gestures out behind the palm trees

And every time a border comes
We go inside and meet with someone
Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
Then we can go and restart up the engines

outro: E5

[figured out by Martin Falk]