Tom :F F C F C Tarzan wasn't a ladies man F C F C Am He'd just come along and swoop 'em up under his arm like G that Am G Dm G Quick as a cat in the jungle F C F C But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent F C F C Am G He would not be caught sittin' around in no junglescape Am G Dm G Dumb as an ape doing nothing {c:Chorus} F G C F Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon G rundy C F C F And sometimes I despair the world will never see another G man like him F C F C Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job F C Even though he could have smashed through any bank in the Am G United States Am G Dm G He had the strength but he would not F C F C Folks said his family were all dead F C F C Am Their planet crumbled but Superman he forced himself to carry G on Am G Dm G Forget Krypton and keep going {c:Chorus} Am G Am G F C Tarzan was king of the jungle and lord over all the apes G Am G Am G F C F But he could hardly string together four words: " I C G Tarzan, you Jane" F C F C Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes F C F C Am I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back on G man Am G Dm G Join Tarzan in the forest F C F C F C But he stayed in the city and kept changing clothes in F C dirty old phonebooths Am G Am G Dm G Til his work was through and nothing to do but go on home {c:Chorus}