Gm Bb Fm If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Cm Gm Bb Eb G Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out Cm Gm I did and I got caught in the current Eb Bb Eb Asus4 Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight C There are many dangers D G Bm They could be in a toaster or a common thing C You must keep a lookout D G Bm C D Remember all the rules they have for everything Gm Bb Fm When it's very, very cold out Cm Gm Bb Do not put your tongue on cold metal things Eb G For example, stop signs Cm Gm I did and they had to pull some skin off Eb Bb Eb Asus4 And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night C There are many dangers D G Bm They could be in a toaster or a common thing C You must keep a lookout D G Bm C D Remember all the rules they have for everything Gm Bb Fm When they'd taken out my tonsils Cm I brought them home Gm Bb Eb G Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room Cm Gm Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils Eb Bb Eb Asus4 I've got lots of things to think about at night C There are many dangers D G Bm They could be in a toaster or a common thing C You must keep a lookout D G Bm C D Remember all the rules they have for everything
