Gm A# Fm If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Cm Gm A# Eb G Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out Cm Gm I did and I got caught in the current Eb A# Eb A4 Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight C There are many dangers D G Bm They could be in a toaster or a common thing C You must keep a lookout D G Bm C D Remember all the rules they have for everything Gm A# Fm When it's very, very cold out Cm Gm A# Do not put your tongue on cold metal things Eb G For example, stop signs Cm Gm I did and they had to pull some skin off Eb A# Eb A4 And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night C There are many dangers D G Bm They could be in a toaster or a common thing C You must keep a lookout D G Bm C D Remember all the rules they have for everything Gm A# Fm When they'd taken out my tonsils Cm I brought them home Gm A# Eb G Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room Cm Gm Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils Eb A# Eb A4 I've got lots of things to think about at night C There are many dangers D G Bm They could be in a toaster or a common thing C You must keep a lookout D G Bm C D Remember all the rules they have for everything
