G5 A#5 F5 If your toast gets stuck in the toaster C5 G5 A#5 Eb5 G5 Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out C5 G5 I did and I got caught in the current Eb5 A#5 Eb5 A5 Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight C5 There are many dangers D5 G5 B5 They could be in a toaster or a common thing C5 You must keep a lookout D5 G5 B5 C5 D5 Remember all the rules they have for everything G5 A#5 F5 When it's very, very cold out C5 G5 A#5 Do not put your tongue on cold metal things Eb5 G5 For example, stop signs C5 G5 I did and they had to pull some skin off Eb5 A#5 Eb5 A5 And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night C5 There are many dangers D5 G5 B5 They could be in a toaster or a common thing C5 You must keep a lookout D5 G5 B5 C5 D5 Remember all the rules they have for everything G5 A#5 F5 When they'd taken out my tonsils C5 I brought them home G5 A#5 Eb5 G5 Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room C5 G5 Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils Eb5 A#5 Eb5 A5 I've got lots of things to think about at night C5 There are many dangers D5 G5 B5 They could be in a toaster or a common thing C5 You must keep a lookout D5 G5 B5 C5 D5 Remember all the rules they have for everything
