DAD - Laugh And A Half 
 
This tab is performed by Sren Dueholm 
 
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I learned politeness on my mother's knee. 
G5                                                       D5
I learned by uprightness my number of friends should increase. 
E5                       D5           E5 
- When I think about the things I've done, 
G5 
I laugh out loud to no one. 
D5 
Yeah, to no one. 
E5 
'Cause it's so hard to meet the eyes that I see. 
                          G5
When I try to open up my heart 
                                              D5 
There's something inside me 'n  I know it is good 
                      C5          E5 
-But understanding is misunderstood 
E5                D5               A5          E5 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half 
E5               D5          E5 
-But I became honest mr. Mistaken 
G5                                   D5
Inspired of the curves my smile was makin' 
E5            D5                E5 
Bumbers and kickers in one big stream 
G5                                 D5 
I grow up in a livesize pinball machine! 
D5
Yeah - they're mean! 
E5 
'Cause it's so hard to meet the eyes that I see. 
                          G5 
When I try to open up my heart 
                                                D5 
There's something inside me 'n'  I know it is good 
                      C5          E5 
-But understanding is misunderstood. 
E5                D5               A5         E5 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half 
 

E5 
-I tried to fill some silence 
              D5 
'Cause the silence feels so long 
G5                    D5 
-I knew the ice was gettin' thinner, 
              E5 
but I kept skating on 
                                          D5 
My mother threw me into this world as a winner 
 
-but by the light of the yellow beer 
G5          D5                     E5 
They tell jokes I'll never get to hear 
 
-On my behalf. 
G5                                              D5
There's something inside me 'n'  I know it is good 
                      C5          E5 
-But understanding is misunderstood. 
E5                D5               A5          E5 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half 
 
-On my behalf. 
G5                                              D5 
There's something inside me 'n'  I know it is good 
                      C5          E5 
-But understanding is misunderstood. 
E5                D5               A5          E5 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half 
E5                D5               A5          E5 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half 
E5                D5               A5          E5 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half 
E5                D5               A5          E5 
At the end of a smile; there's a laugh and a Half