Verse 1 
 
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once met a girl, from Yuma Arizona 
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who's mother was dislexic like mine 
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grandpa owned a ranch,  
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it's where she learned to dance 
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i hear she goes out dancing all the time 
      G      D
when it rains it pours 
C
in Yuma Arizona 
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when it rains it pours 
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and when the sun goes down 
C
you know where she'll be found 
G      D         C
dancing out in the street  

verse 2 
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she met a boy who worked as a waiter 
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down at the local Five and Diner 
G      D      C
took him to the ranch 
C
it's where he learned to dance 
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i hear they go out dancing all the time 
 
chorus two more times, then outro: 
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