The Professor (Live at Cornucopia Caf?, Dublin) Capo 3 Hello everyone. This is also largely not my tab, but copy pasted and then changed to show the entire song from beginning to end, and from what I've seen Damien himself play live. Note that the french part of the song isn't tabbed as Damien plays it but the chord combination still works. Also note that the G7 chord isn't a G7 chord but a slightly altered one because I couldn't find the right name for it. C x 3 2 0 1 0 B/Am x 2 0 0 1 0 Am 0 0 2 2 1 0 G7 3 2 0 0 1 0 F 1 3 3 2 1 0 Fmaj7 1 3 3 2 1 0 G6 3 5 5 4 3 0 Am6/9 5 7 7 5 0 0 E7 0 2 0 1 3 0 C Well I don't know if I'm wrong B/Am Cause she's only just gone Am G7 Here's to another relationship F Em Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease F G7 I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means C B/Am Cried when she should and she laughed when she could Am G7 Here's to the man with his face in the mud F Em And an overcast play just taken away F G7 From the lover?s in love at the center of stage, yeah Fmaj7 Loving is fine if you have plenty of time G6 For walking on stilts, at the edge of your mind and Fmaj7 Loving is good if your dick's made of wood G6 And the dick left inside, only half understood her Fmaj7 What makes her come and what makes her stay G6 What makes the animal run, run away, yeah Fmaj7 What makes him stall, what makes him stand G6 (mute) And what shakes the elephant now and what makes a man Fmaj7 G6 Am6/9 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know Am6/9 G6 Fmaj7 G6 C No I don't know you anymore C Cmaj7 Fmaj7 No, no, no, no... C Fmaj7 Oh yeah... Hey hey, hey hey... C I don't know if I'm wrong E7 'Cause she?s only just gone Am G7 Why the fuck is this day taking so long F Em I was a lover of time and once she was mine F G7 I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed C E7 Cried when she should and she laughed when she could Am G7 Well closer to God is the one who's in love F Em And I walk away cause I can F G7 Too many options may kill a man Fmaj7 Loving is fine if it's not in your mind G6 But I've fucked it up now, too many times Fmaj7 Loving is good if it's not understood G6 Yeah, but I'm the professor and feel that I should know Fmaj7 What makes her come and what makes her stay G6 What makes the animal run, run away and Fmaj7 What makes him tick apart from him prick G6 And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick Fmaj7 G6 Am6/9 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know Fmaj7 No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know Fmaj7 G6 Am6/9 No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, know, know Am6/9 G6 Fmaj7 G6 C Hell I don't know you anymore C Cmaj7 Fmaj7 No, no, no no... C Fmaj7 Oh yeah... Hey hey... C Well I don't know if I'm wrong E7 'Cause she's only just gone Am G7 Here's to another relationship F Em Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease F G7 I finished it off with some French wine and cheese C La fille danse B/Am Quand elle joue avec moi Am G7 Et je pense que je l'aime des fois F Em Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc F G7 Quand on est ensemble, mettre les mots Sur la petite dodo C La da da da B/Am Da da da Am G7 La da da F Em Da da da F G7 La da da (x2)
