INTRO:
E C#m A B

E
 I inject pure kryptonite
   C#m
 Into my brain
A
 It improves my kung-fu
        B
 And it eases the pain during
E
 Acceleration
           C#m
 When the pedal hits the floor, 
      A
 This thing burns nitroglycerin
     B
 And powdered C4

     E C#m A      B           E C#m A B
 And I       will always love you

E
 I drive a modified
 C#m
 T-series Lola
A
 It's kind of heavy
       B
 But I like the feel
      E
 When I say Vietnam
           C#m
 It sounds just like coca-cola
A
 I believe most anything
    B
 As long as it's not real

     E C#m A      B           E C#m A B
 And I       will always love you

E
 I battled aliens
      C#m
 From outer space
A
 They got one eye right
        B
 In the middle of their face
E
 I grab my laser gun
   C#m
 I know my place
A
 Somebody's has to save
     B
 The   human race

     E C#m A      B           E C#m A B
 And I       will always love you

E
 It seems hopeless
     C#m
 But wouldn't you know
A
 They got a weakness
          B
 And they let it show
E
 They can't jump
               C#m
 And they're a little bit slow
      A
 When I say World War 2
            B
 I mean the   video

     E C#m A         B
 And I     - help me Elvis
 E C#m A         B
 I     - help me Elvis
 E C#m A             B
 I     - come on now Elvis
 A B     C#m  A          E    B    E
 I can't help falling in love with you