Intro: A5 , G5 , A5 (2x)

A5
Fat and docile, big and dumb

They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
G5           A5
Cows aren't fun 
A5
They eat to grow, grow to die

Die to be et at the hamburger fry
G5         A5
Cows well done 
A5
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew

No one imagined the great cow guru
G5        A5
Cows are one 
A5
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal

He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
G5       A5
Cow Tse Tongue 
A5
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred

He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
G5       A5
Cow dol-drums 
A5
He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die

Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
G5       A5
Bad cow pun 
A5
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate

Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
G5        A5
Cows are bummed 
A5              
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy

No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
G5         A5 
Cows with guns 
A5
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh

He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
G5        A5
Cow well hung 
A5
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door

Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
G5        A5
Run cows run! 
A5
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay

We are free roving bovines, we run free today 


        F5                 C5
We will fight for bovine freedom 
    E5                    A5
And hold our large heads high 
        F5                 C5           E5
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
           A5  G5 , A5
Cows with guns 


A5
They crashed the gate in a great stampede

Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
G5         A5
Cows have fun 
A5
Sixty police cars were piled in a heap

Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
G5        A5
Much cow dung 

Black smoke rising, darkening the day

Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way 


        F5                 C5
We will fight for bovine freedom 
    E5                    E5
And hold our large heads high 
        F5                 C5           E5
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
           A5   G5 , A5
Cows with guns 


A5                              
The President said 

"enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
G5        A5
Cow dung flung 
A5
The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief

Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
G5       A5
Cows on buns 
A5
The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed

They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay
G5        A5
Cows out gunned 

(no music)

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers

Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers

But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers 

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers 


        F5                 C5
We will fight for bovine freedom 
    E5                    A5
And hold our large heads high 
        F5                 C5           E5
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
           A5   G5 , A5
Cows with guns