Intro: C5 F5 G5 C5 A5 F5 G5 If I had my own way, you?d be with me here today C5 A5 F5 But I rarely have my own way, I guess that?s why you ain?t here with me G5 today A5 G5 F5 And the librarian said: A5 G5 F5 "You can?t buy no respect" A5 G5 F5 I said: "Hey lady, what can you expect A5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 F5 G5 when I?m lyin? on the floor?" C5 A5 F5 G5 You?re a lovely lady but you don?t wanna be no girl of mine C5 A5 F5 G5 and the only thing you ever did for me was help me waste my time A5 G5 F5 And I saw you at the funeral A5 G5 F5 You were standing there like a temple A5 G5 F5 I said: "Hi, how are you? Hello" A5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 F5 G5 and I pulled up a casket and crawled in????Yes I did! C5 G5 A5 E5 Climbed up a mountain and I looked around F5 C5 G5 some Kind Of Circus with all them clowns C5 G5 A5 E5 I said: "Hey wait a minute. Can we slow down a bit?" F5 C5 G5 And I almost got hit by a truck C5 G5 A5 E5 Well it just goes to show you that we?re all on our own F5 C5 G5 Scrounging for our own share of good luck C5 G5 A5 E5 stab your brother in the back F5 G5 F5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 and pick up your paycheck C5 A5 F5 G5 Goodbye lonely heart Jolene, you never did work anyhow C5 A5 F5 G5 I?m lookin? for a nice girl, and I don?t want no cow A5 G5 F5 I?m heading out west A5 G5 F5 gonna find me the best A5 G5 F5 ?cause I played the game, but I failed the test A5 G5 C5 F5 G5 C5 If I can?t be a lover, then I?ll be a pest
