(slowly) Bm (x24432@1) C (x32010@1) Bm (x24432@1) CSo (x32010@1)many douchebags in the world Bm (x24432@1) C (x32010@1) BmSo (x24432@1)many douchebags get the girls B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1) A7who (x02020@1)deserve more than absolutely anything Em (022000@1) A7than (x02020@1)you and I or anyone could bring C (x32010@1) Bm (x24432@1) They need a prince in armor who could sing C (x32010@1) Bm(let (x24432@1)ring Their love to them (speed up tempo) Bm (x24432@1) C (x32010@1) Bm (x24432@1) CSo (x32010@1)many assholes in this place Bm (x24432@1) C (x32010@1) BmSo (x24432@1)many assholes in my face! B7 (x21202@1) EmWhy (022000@1)don't they leave me alone A7to (x02020@1)love princesses and queens? Em (022000@1) A7They (x02020@1)wouldn't ever be in between C (x32010@1) Bm (x24432@1) C (x32010@1) BmI'd (x24432@1)treat them nice and I'd never be mean to them BmYeah (x24432@1)yeah yeah (pick the bass note before each chord) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D/F#But (200232@1)there will always be guys like Peter Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D/F#A (200232@1)no good tennis playing self absorbin' wiener Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) He'll never ever go see you at the theatre D/F# (200232@1) C (x32010@1) D/F# (200232@1) C (x32010@1) D/F# (200232@1) CAnd (x32010@1)he'll never know the lengths that I'd go just to see your show Bm (x24432@1) CBa (x32010@1)ba ba ba ba ba ba Bm (x24432@1) CBa (x32010@1)ba ba ba ba ba da Bm (x24432@1) CBa (x32010@1)ba ba ba ba ba da Bm (x24432@1) CBa (x32010@1)da ba ba ba ba ba Bm (x24432@1) C (x32010@1) Bm (x24432@1) CSo (x32010@1)many bastards here Bm (x24432@1) C (x32010@1) BmWhy (x24432@1)can't these bastards disappear? B7 (x21202@1) EmWe'll (022000@1)blast them off to outer space A7 (x02020@1) We'll never see them again Em (022000@1) A7I'd (x02020@1)launch them all to Venus and then C (x32010@1) Bm (x24432@1) C (x32010@1) BmI (x24432@1)wouldn't have to deal with them anymore BmYeah (x24432@1)yeah yeah Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D/F#But (200232@1)there will always be guys like Peter Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D/F#Who'll (200232@1)jump the ship before takeoff and reappear Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) GRight (320003@1)before I'd just try to get near her D/F# (200232@1) C (x32010@1) D/F# (200232@1) C (x32010@1) D/F# (200232@1) CAnd (x32010@1)he'll never know the steam that I'd blow when I'd see her go Bm (x24432@1)(hard strum on the chord changes) C (x32010@1) BmSo (x24432@1)why do these guys even exist? C (x32010@1) BmAnd (x24432@1)how come the girls just can't resist? C (x32010@1) BmDon't (x24432@1)they know it just makes me pissed? C (x32010@1) BmHey (x24432@1)that's me, was born that way C (x32010@1) BmAnd (x24432@1)c'est la vie, what more to say? C (x32010@1) BmI (x24432@1)could complain but what's the use? C (x32010@1) BmSomething (x24432@1)I ain't, the simple truth but (one strum each) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D/F#There (200232@1)will always be guys like Petey Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D/F#To (200232@1)make my life just a little bit more shitty Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) He'll always be the block to every titty D/F# (200232@1) Cthat (x32010@1)I'll ever love D/F# (200232@1) CAnd (x32010@1)it's been kinda rough D/F# (200232@1) CSo (x32010@1)Pete, I've had enough D/F# (200232@1) CPete, (x32010@1)I've had enough
