(slowly)
Bm (x24432@1)      C (x32010@1)             Bm (x24432@1)       CSo (x32010@1)many douchebags in the world 
Bm (x24432@1)     C (x32010@1)              BmSo (x24432@1)many douchebags get the girls 
       B7 (x21202@1)            Em (022000@1)      A7who (x02020@1)deserve more than absolutely anything 
      Em (022000@1)         A7than (x02020@1)you and I or anyone could bring
      C (x32010@1)              Bm (x24432@1)            
They need a prince in armor who could sing
       C (x32010@1)      Bm(let (x24432@1)ring
Their love to them

(speed up tempo)
Bm (x24432@1)     C (x32010@1)             Bm (x24432@1)      CSo (x32010@1)many assholes in this place
Bm (x24432@1)     C (x32010@1)             BmSo (x24432@1)many assholes in my face! 
           B7 (x21202@1)            EmWhy (022000@1)don't they leave me alone
          A7to (x02020@1)love princesses and queens?
      Em (022000@1)          A7They (x02020@1)wouldn't ever be in between
       C (x32010@1)                   Bm (x24432@1)     C (x32010@1)     BmI'd (x24432@1)treat them nice and I'd never be mean to them
BmYeah (x24432@1)yeah yeah 

(pick the bass note before each chord)
                Em (022000@1)       C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)     D/F#But (200232@1)there will always be guys like Peter
            Em (022000@1)          C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)      D/F#A (200232@1)no good tennis playing self absorbin' wiener
             Em (022000@1)     C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)   
He'll never ever go see you at the theatre
    D/F# (200232@1)       C (x32010@1)       D/F# (200232@1)         C (x32010@1)        D/F# (200232@1)     CAnd (x32010@1)he'll never know the lengths that I'd go just to see your show

Bm (x24432@1)       CBa (x32010@1)ba ba ba ba ba ba 
Bm (x24432@1)       CBa (x32010@1)ba ba ba ba ba da 
Bm (x24432@1)       CBa (x32010@1)ba ba ba ba ba da 
Bm (x24432@1)       CBa (x32010@1)da ba ba ba ba ba 

Bm (x24432@1)     C (x32010@1)       Bm (x24432@1)    CSo (x32010@1)many bastards here
Bm (x24432@1)              C (x32010@1)         BmWhy (x24432@1)can't these bastards disappear?
                  B7 (x21202@1)         EmWe'll (022000@1)blast them off to outer space
            A7 (x02020@1)
We'll never see them again
      Em (022000@1)             A7I'd (x02020@1)launch them all to Venus and then 
     C (x32010@1)            Bm (x24432@1)       C (x32010@1)    BmI (x24432@1)wouldn't have to deal with them anymore
BmYeah (x24432@1)yeah yeah 

Em (022000@1)     C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)     D/F#But (200232@1)there will always be guys like Peter
                 Em (022000@1)           C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)     D/F#Who'll (200232@1)jump the ship before takeoff and reappear
          Em (022000@1)        C (x32010@1)             GRight (320003@1)before I'd just try to get near her
     D/F# (200232@1)      C (x32010@1)      D/F# (200232@1)         C (x32010@1)          D/F# (200232@1)   CAnd (x32010@1)he'll never know the steam that I'd blow when I'd see her go

Bm (x24432@1)(hard strum on the chord changes)
C (x32010@1)                          BmSo (x24432@1)why do these guys even exist?
C (x32010@1)                                  BmAnd (x24432@1)how come the girls just can't resist?
C (x32010@1)                                BmDon't (x24432@1)they know it just makes me pissed?

C (x32010@1)                 BmHey (x24432@1)that's me, was born that way
C (x32010@1)                     BmAnd (x24432@1)c'est la vie, what more to say?
   C (x32010@1)                BmI (x24432@1)could complain but what's the use?
       C (x32010@1)              BmSomething (x24432@1)I ain't, the simple truth but 

(one strum each)
            Em (022000@1)      C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)    D/F#There (200232@1)will always be guys like Petey
           Em (022000@1)          C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)       D/F#To (200232@1)make my life just a little bit more shitty
             Em (022000@1)              C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)  
He'll always be the block to every titty 
      D/F# (200232@1)     Cthat (x32010@1)I'll ever love 
          D/F# (200232@1)      CAnd (x32010@1)it's been kinda rough
              D/F# (200232@1)  CSo (x32010@1)Pete, I've had enough
         D/F# (200232@1)   CPete, (x32010@1)I've had enough