(slowly)
Bm        C               Bm         C
So many douchebags in the world 
Bm       C                Bm
So many douchebags get the girls 
       B7              Em        A7
who deserve more than absolutely anything 
      Em           A7
than you and I or anyone could bring
      C                Bm              
They need a prince in armor who could sing
       C        Bm (let ring
Their love to them


(speed up tempo)
Bm       C               Bm        C
So many assholes in this place
Bm       C               Bm
So many assholes in my face! 
           B7              Em
Why don?t they leave me alone
          A7
to love princesses and queens?
      Em            A7
They wouldn?t ever be in between
       C                     Bm       C       Bm
I?d treat them nice and I?d never be mean to them
Bm
Yeah yeah yeah?

(pick the bass note before each chord)
                Em         C        G       D/F#
But there will always be guys like Peter
            Em            C              G        D/F#
A no good tennis playing self absorbin' wiener
             Em       C               G     
He?ll never ever go see you at the theatre
    D/F#         C         D/F#           C          D/F#       C
And he?ll never know the lengths that I?d go just to see your show

Bm         C
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba?
Bm         C
Ba ba ba ba ba ba da?
Bm         C
Ba ba ba ba ba ba da?
Bm         C
Ba da ba ba ba ba ba?


Bm       C         Bm      C
So many bastards here
Bm                C           Bm
Why can?t these bastards disappear?
                  B7           Em
We?ll blast them off to outer space
            A7  
We?ll never see them again
      Em               A7
I?d launch them all to Venus and then?
     C              Bm         C      Bm
I wouldn?t have to deal with them anymore
Bm
Yeah yeah yeah?

                Em       C          G       D/F#
But there will always be guys like Peter
                 Em             C           G       D/F#
Who?ll jump the ship before takeoff and reappear
          Em          C               G
Right before I?d just try to get near her
     D/F#        C        D/F#           C            D/F#     C
And he?ll never know the steam that I?d blow when I?d see her go

Bm

(hard strum on the chord changes)
C                            Bm
So why do these guys even exist?
C                                    Bm
And how can the girls just can?t resist?
C                                  Bm
Don?t they know it just makes me pissed?

C                   Bm
Hey that?s me, was born that way
C                       Bm
And c?est la vie, what more to say?
   C                  Bm
I could complain but what?s the use?
       C                Bm
Something I ain?t, the simple truth but?


(one strum each)
            Em        C          G      D/F#
There will always be guys like Petey
           Em            C              G         D/F#
To make my life just a little bit more shitty
             Em                C      G    
He?ll always be the block to every titty 
      D/F#       C
that I?ll ever love 
          D/F#        C
And it?s been kinda rough
              D/F#    C
So Pete, I?ve had enough
         D/F#     C
Pete, I?ve had enough