Verse:

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I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing
                D                       Bm7                E7        
And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang


Chorus:
       G               D                G            
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
       G               D                G            
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

                    D                    Bm7                     E7    
And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby
                    D                    Bm7                     E7    
And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why

Chorus:
       G               D                G            
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
       G               D                G            
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you


   Bm7                    A                         B7       
And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you
   Bm7                    D                        G    
And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up 
           G
your trash again

                D                  Bm7                  E7        
Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
                D                    Bm7                       E7     
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny



G               D                G            
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
 (But I'm sorry if it ever is)      
G               D                G            
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
(But I'm sorry if it ever is) etc...