(No guitar)
G
Fred
G
Hes a 6 year old brat
C
Hes got a voice to match
D
Not anyone can do that

(Guitar starts)
G
Fred
G
Da-da-da-dont you love the Internet
C
Just as much as your fans
D
Love the kindergarten
C            D         G      A          C             D
Fred you're driving me crazy just like a million other kids
C            D     G
Brainwashed and unhappy
A                 C            G
But thats okay because you're so cool

G
Friday night
G
I was chilling at the mall
C
At my favorite Gothic shop
D
Thats when my heart stopped

G
Fred
G
Oh mother hacking Fred
C                                          D
Am I going insane or am I the only one who's sane?

C      D                G
Fred you're driving me crazy
A            C          D
Just like a ba-jillion other kids
C             D      G
Brainwashed and unhappy                                                     
D                                           D
Is this supposed to be funny? Do you find this funny? 
D
Am I supposed to find this funny?
D
This isnt funny

Instrumental:

G -- - A - G -- - G - C --- - C - D

G
Fred
G
Hes a 6 year old brat
C
And he wont stop at that
D
Until he takes over the world