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 Those Harley's they cost so much money 
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 A Honda is all he could buy 
G5                           C5
 He covers it up on his car port, 
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 If anyone saw it he'd die. 
G5                             C5
 He acts just as tough as his buddies 
G5                           D5
 They drink Harley Davidson beer. 
G5                              C5
 And he tells anyone that will listen, 
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 He's buying a panh ead next year. 
 
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D5                                   G5
 And we all laugh and think it's so funny, 
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 Especially when we hear him say, 
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 "Right now I'm just learning to ride, man 
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Oh but I'll have a Harley someday."   (last ch.--- yeah but I'll 
have a Harley someday) 
 
He don't take his bike to Daytona, 
But he carries his helmet along. 
And the Ironhorse Saloon shirt he's wearing, 
Say's bike week 1981. 
He's a bona fide wanna be tough guy. 
With long hair and chains on his boots. 
He works 9 to 5 Monday through Friday 
In loafers and Ivy League suits.  
 
(chorus) 
 
And he's thinking of getting a tattoo, 
And maybe an earring or two. 
As much as we hate to admit it, 
We all know what he's going through. 
We say he's a true weekend warrior, 
He's wearing his old Harley hat. 
And the truth is it's hard to remember, 
That we all started out just like that. 
 
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