Arranged for a ukulele medley. G G/f# Dm/F E7 Am It's a god-awful small affair to the girl with the mousy hair Am/G D/F# G But her mother is yelling "No" and her father as told her to go G/f# Dm/F But her friend is nowhere to be seen E7 Am as she walks through her sunken dream Am/G D/F# To the seat with the clearest view Bb and she's hooked to the silver screen Bb+ Gm But the film is a saddening bore Ab Eb For she's lived it ten times or more G7 Cm Eb She could spit in the eyes of fools as they ask her to focus on CHORUS: C F G Sailors, fighting in the dance hall Am Fm G Gm Dm Oh man! look at those cavemen go, it's a freakest show Fm C F G Take a look at the Lawman, beating up the wrong guy Am Fm G Gm Dm Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know he's in the best selling show Fm Am C+ Am7 D7 F Gsus4 D Is there life on Mars? D F#m D F#m Ground control to Major Tom Ground control to Major Tom: Bm Bm7/A E7 Take your protein pills and put your helmet on D F#m D F#m Ground control to Major Tom: Commencing countdown engine's on Bm Bm7/A E7 Check ig-nition and may God's love be with you D F#m G This is ground control to Major Tom, you've really made the grade! Gm D/F# G And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear, Gm D/F# G now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare G G/f# Dm/F E7 Am It's on Amerika's tortured brow Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Am/G D/F# G Now the workers have struck for fame Cause Lennon's on sale again G/f# Dm/F See the mice in their million hordes E7 Am From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads Am/G D/F# Rule Brittania is out of bounds Bb To my mother, my dog and clowns Bb+ Gm But the film is a saddening bore Ab Eb `Cause I wrote it ten times before G7 Cm Eb It's about to be writ again As I ask you to focus 'cuz C E7 F This is Major Tom to ground con-trol, I'm stepping through the door Fm C/E F And I'm floating in the most peculiar way Fm C/E F and the stars look very different today
