he's dodging bullets at the speed of light
that little girl saying he looks tight
and he lasered her eyes shut
then he kicked that dumb ugly mutt
he's changed he's now a prick
on my side shooting polotics
robbing banks like bonnie and clyde
running getting away as he flies

little girl guides took his job
he's on u.i. now he's a slob
got kicked out of the daily bugle
now he's kinda looks like smeagel
he tries to help cross the street with old ladies
but then he hits on them by saying,"he babies!"
trying to get there pention and what nots
because seduction is  all that he gots

but no matter what they say
were not gonna change not gonna change
no matter what the time of day
were not gonna change not gonna change
no matter if they stick us in jail
were not gonna fail fail fail fail 
fail fail fail fail aye captain

he was so lonely he said
"i should shoot me in the head"
but he called his mom ask for a couple bucks
she said,"well superman have lots of good lucks."
he went to a fabric store bought some new materials
he bought some new fabrics and some cereals
he started sewing out of the blue and sewed red blue and white
he being canadian he knew these colors weren't all right
he took a walk down the street to look at a canadian
a little boy came up to him ans said,"hey your captain american!"

all salute to this who once was superman
remember when he grabbed your hand
and through you into that huge  jail 
and when you cheated and ratted and you fail

but but but but don't forget 

no matter what they say
were not gonna change not gonna change
no matter what the time of day
were not gonna change not gonna change
no matter if they stick us in jail
were not gonna fail not gonna fail

it's a bird no it's a plane it's a terd no it's a shame 
that he's a *** good canadian that goes by the name captain american

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