tuning:EADGBe standard tuning   tabbed by brizzle
  
methodist coloring book by the dead milkmen:

  {verse 1}
e--------------------------------------->
B--------------------------------------->
G-9-9-9-9-9-9--------------------------->  play 2X
D-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--->
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--->
E-------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--->


  you got a medodist coloring book and you color really well
  please don't color outside the lines or god will send you 
  to...... 

e--------->
B--------->
G--------->  
D-9-9-9-9->
A-9-9-9-9->
E-7-7-7-7->

  ......hell

e-------------------------->
B-------------------------->
G-------------9-9-9-9-9-9-->  play 2X
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-->
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-->
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------->

  god hates war..god hates crime....
 
e------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------->
G-------------6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7------------->  
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9->
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-9-9->
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7->

  but he really hates people who color outside the lines

  {verse 2}
e--------------------------------------->
B--------------------------------------->
G-9-9-9-9-9-9--------------------------->  play 2X
D-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--->
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--->
E-------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--->

  you got a methodist coloring book don't color outside the lines
  'cause if god doesn't strike you with lightning he'll at least 
  make you go.....

e--------->
B--------->
G--------->  
D-9-9-9-9->
A-9-9-9-9->
E-7-7-7-7->

  ......blind

e-------------------------->
B-------------------------->
G-------------9-9-9-9-9-9-->  play 2X
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-->
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-->
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------->

   good people get sent to the attic    
   bad people will roast in the cellar

e------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------->
G-------------6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7------------->  
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9->
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-9-9->
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7->

   but there's a special kind of hell for those who just won't 
   learn to color.

   {bridge}

e-------------------------->
B-------------------------->
G--7----------9------------>  play 2X
D--7----7-----9-----9------>
A--5----7-----7-----9------>
E-------5-----------7------>

   god is gracious  god is good   so let's color in his book
   god wears cotton god wears rayon  he can mend this broken crayon
   
e--------------------------------------------------->
B--------------------------------------------------->
G--7-7-7-7---------9-9-9-9-13-13-13-13--15-15-15-15-> 
D--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-13-13-13-13--15-15-15-15->
A--5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-11-11-11-11--13-13-13-13->
E----------5-5-5-5---------------------------------->
   
   god is honest he don't take payola  so let's all thank him for our
   crayola's(scream)

   {chorus}

e--------------------------------------------------------------------->
B--------------------------------------------------------------------->
G--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-----------------------play 2x------>
D--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---->
A--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---->
E----------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---->

   you got a methodist coloring book
   you got a methodist coloring book  (scream)
  
   
e----------------------------------------------------------------->
B----------------------------------------------------------------->
G-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--------------------------------->  
D-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7->  
A-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7->
E---------------------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5->
 you got a methodist coloring book   oh oooooooo      oh oooooooo
     (scream)                                    (scream) 
   
    

e--------------------------------->
B--------------------------------->
G--6--------9--------------------->   play 2x
D--6--------9---------4--------7-->
A--4--------7---------4--------7-->
E---------------------2--------5-->

   you got a methodist coloring book
   you got a methodist coloring book  (scream)
 

e-------------------------------->
B-------------------------------->
G-6-----9------------------------>  
D-6-----9------6--------7-------->  
A-4-----7------6--------7-------->
E--------------4--------5-------->

  you got a methodist coloring book oh oooooooo  (scream)

e------------->
B------------->
G-9----------->  play 2X (let ring)
D-9------7---->
A-7------7---->
E--------5---->


  you got a medodist coloring book and you color really well
  please don't color outside the lines or god will send you 
  to...... 

e------->
B------->
G------->  (let ring)        
D-9----->
A-9----->
E-7----->

  ......hell


   pretty simple but great written song. you gotta love the milkmen