This be my interpretation of Professional Griefers.
I believe it's as close as anyone could get.
There are two parts to it.
Either parts can be moved up or down as you see fit,
as they are mostly power chords.

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Intro

E|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-9-8~--9-9-9-8~--9-9-9-8~--9-9-9-8910--|
A|--9-9-9-8~--9-9-9-8~--9-9-9-8~--9-9-9-8910--|
E|--7-7-7-6~--7-7-7-6~--7-7-7-6~--7-7-7-678---|

OR

E|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|--9-9-9-8~--9-9-9-8~--9-9-9-8~--9-9-9-91011--|
A|--9-9-9-8~--9-9-9-8~--9-9-9-8~--9-9-9-91011--|
E|--7-7-7-6~--7-7-7-6~--7-7-7-6~--7-7-7-78-9---|

Main

E|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|--7--------9-10--------6--------5-3--|
A|--7--------9-10--------6--------5-3--|
E|--5--------7-8---------4--------3-1--|

E|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|--7--------9-10--------6-------------|
A|--7--------9-10--------6-------------|
E|--5--------7-8---------4-------------|

Enjoy!