Deaf Pedestrians - "Hail to the Geek" Song is two half Steps Higher so to play along with the song put a capo on 2 A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)got a spiderman t-shirt D (xx0232@1) AI (x02220@1)got Converse that are rotting off my feet AI (x02220@1)got a bad mustache Ea (022100@1)reoccurring rash and not a lot of cash DI (xx0232@1)spend it on my stash AMan (x02220@1)it's good to be a geek AWell (x02220@1)it's good to be a geek EIt's (022100@1)good to be a creep DIt's (xx0232@1)good to draw my pictures Athat (x02220@1)no one will ever see. AIt's (x02220@1)good to be a geek EIt's (022100@1)good to be unknown DIt's (xx0232@1)good I'm never waiting Aright (x02220@1)beside the telephone Cuz no one ever... I play dungeons and dragons I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief got seven hit die on my backstab sometimes you know it's good to be a geek. It's good to be a geek It's good to play the freak It's good to comb my mullet once every other week As far as I can see It's good to play the Wii Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3 Cuz no one ever... Chorus: B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) DSomeday (xx0232@1)I'll learn to play guitar B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) DStart (xx0232@1)up a band and be a star B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)when you wind up pumping gas B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) GJust (320003@1)fill 'er up and kiss my a$$... I'm addicted to Star Trek I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak I find I'm more inclined to spend the bulk of my time on the starship enterprise than talking to girls I meet it's good to have a plan it's good to be the man it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan cuz no one ever... Chorus: Someday I'll learn to play guitar Start up a band and be a star And when you wind up pumping gas Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$... Play Chorus: Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie tenth grade is when I got the indian burn four years of continuous wedgies wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn someday I'll buy a fancy condo someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house someday you'll kiss my a$$ It's good to make some noise it's good to scream outloud it's good to feel immortal like your last name is McCloud it's good to be a geek its good to be unseen its good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen it's good to be a geek it's good to be the man it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan It's good to be a geek It's good to be unknown It's good I'm never waiting right beside the telephone Cuz no one ever... I got a bad mustache a reoccurring rash and not a lot of cash I spend it on my stash Man it's good to be a geek You know I don't intend To look like Boba Fett I got my Holland set Although it makes me sweat Man it's good to be a geek!
