(intro 2x) E5 G5 F#5 D5 C#5 C5 A5 ( E5 G5 F#5 D5 C#5 C5 A5 ) Now I wanna wrestle in the Garden I'm on my way to stardom I know I'm ready I know I'm great but first I got to get in shape Got get my self, to the gym and start, working So lift to lose weights in the air, gonna beat that guy, be fine unfear B5 D5 A5 Cause I got my eye on the Russian Bear gonna tear him up I swear This guy thinks he's the champion gonna take his belt and beat him ( E5 G5 F#5 D5 C#5 C5 A5 ) I'm the Crusher King of the Ring I'm the Crusher King of the Ring ( E5 G5 F#5 D5 C#5 C5 A5 ) I ready for a match with the Russian Bear gonna piledrive him pull his hair I might have a foreign object in my trunks I might hafta use on that punk If starts singing the Russian hymn, I'm gonna jump in Before the, bell rigns, cause people are cheating for Dee Dee King. B5 D5 A5 Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone if you're my victim you're beaten I'm a lean mean fighting machine powerful and strong like King Kong ( E5 G5 F#5 D5 C#5 C5 A5 ) I'm the Crusher King of the Ring I'm the Crusher King of the Ring (oitavada) E5 E5 F#5 G5 A5 G5 F#5 E5 E5 F#5 G5 A5 B5 ( E5 G5 F#5 D5 C#5 C5 A5 ) Started having second thoughts I was scared as hell The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell I mean the Russian Bear could probably tear me limb from limb He'd probably grin be real happy with himself this is not good for my health I'm not coming out of the dressing room to get beaten up by that goon B5 D5 A5 Go back to russia go back home don't wanna get a broken bone Or a lump on my head ain't gonna hide under the bed ( E5 G5 F#5 D5 C#5 C5 A5 ) I'm the Crusher King of the Ring I'm the Crusher King of the Ring I'm the Crusher King of the Ring I'm the Crusher King of the Ring ( F#5 A5 G#5 E5 Eb5 D5 B5 ) Got burn and frieze in a headache my knees are shaking I turned a cream cake I mean the Russian Bear is "Seven for Three", look in his face, is real crazy How did I get myself trought this gym I was much better of saying "I'm A Funky Man" Cause this only idea, in my head Thank god, i'm wearing Keds! C#5 E5 B5 Cause they are my running shoes, If I fight this match I know i'll lose And smells,like mellows in the sun Now I'm going with dress learn ( F#5 A5 G#5 E5 Eb5 D5 B5 ) I'm the Crusher King of the Ring I'm the Crusher King of the Ring I'm the Crusher King of the Ring I'm the Crusher King of the Ring I'm the Crusher I'm the Crusher I'm the Crusher I'm the Crusher F#5 I'm the Crusher
