G5
Well, I stood under your bedroom window

Throwing up a brick

No one came I threw one more

That really did the trick

Your daddy came and banged my head

He said what kind of man

Is this that's hanging 'round my girl

And threw me in the car


         E5
You're a farmer's daughter

You're a farmer's daughter

Why do I always get

The kinda girl I didn't oughta get
C5                   G5
I won't get no more eggs and water
A5                E5
Now I've laid the farmer's daughter

    (piano break in 
G5
, same chords as above)


G5
Imagine I was a full-grown man

And I could talk just right

Could I come and see you here

And do this every night

Wham!  The door comes crashing down

Your daddy's face all pale

Says come with me you hairy bum

I'll put you in my jail


         E5
You're a judge's daughter

You're a judge's daughter

Why do I always get

The kinda girl I didn't oughta get
C5               G5
Now I'm getting jail and torture
A5                 E5
'Cause I made the judge's daughter

(Spoken: Yes I did. It was nice.)

(guitar break)


C5                          G5
It seems they're screaming law and order
A5             E5
When I go with anyone's daughter


G5
Woman I should like some peace

And daddy hold your tongue

I think you're gonna die of fright

When I tell you what I've done

I can hear your tales and lies

You say I'm dumb and scraggy

But man this dumb and scraggy is

Your daughter's baby's daddy


       E5
She's a lucky daughter

Such a lucky daughter

Why did I always get

The kinda girl I didn't wanna get
C5                   G5
Now I've got what I always fought for
A5                    E5
'Cause I've married a rich man's daughter

(Spoken: Waddaya think of that?)