Nothing Ever Happens - Del Amitri - tabbed by Lee Martin -------------------- F (133211@1) DmPost (xx0231@1)office clerks put up signs saying position closed F (133211@1) DmAnd (xx0231@1)secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats Bb (x1333x@1) FJanitors (133211@1)padlock the gates C (x32010@1) DmFor (xx0231@1)security guards to patrol Bb (x1333x@1) FAnd (133211@1)bachelors phone up their friends for a drink C (x32010@1) BbWhile (x1333x@1)the married ones turn on a chat show Prechorus F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) FAnd (133211@1)they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow Verse 2 F (133211@1) DmGentlemen (xx0231@1)time please you know we can't serve any more F (133211@1) DmNow (xx0231@1)the traffic lights stop when theres nothing to go Bb (x1333x@1) FAnd (133211@1)by five o clock everythings dead C (x32010@1) DmAnd (xx0231@1)every third car is a cab Bb (x1333x@1) FAnd (133211@1)ignorant people sleep in there beds C (x32010@1) DmLike (xx0231@1)the dope white mice in the college lab Chorus F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) BbNothing (x1333x@1)ever happens, nothing happens at all Dm (xx0231@1) BbThe (x1333x@1)needle returns to the start of the song C (x32010@1) BbAnd (x1333x@1)we all sing along like before F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) FAnd (133211@1)we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow F (133211@1) DmTelephone (xx0231@1)exchanges click while theres nobody there F (133211@1) DmThe (xx0231@1)martians could land in the car park and no-one would care Bb (x1333x@1) FClose-circuit (133211@1)cameras in department stores C (x32010@1) DmShoot (xx0231@1)the same movie every night Bb (x1333x@1) FAnd (133211@1)the stars of these films neither died nor get killed C (x32010@1) DmJust (xx0231@1)to survive constant action replay Chorus F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) BbNothing (x1333x@1)ever happens, nothing happens at all Dm (xx0231@1) BbThe (x1333x@1)needle returns to the start of the song C (x32010@1) BbAnd (x1333x@1)we all sing along like before F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) FAnd (133211@1)we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow Then before verse 4 there's a wee instrumentally bit over the chords: Gm (355333@1)Dm (xx0231@1)Gm (355333@1)Dm (xx0231@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1) DmBill (xx0231@1)hoardings advertise products that nobody needs F (133211@1) DmWhile (xx0231@1)angry from Manchester writes to complain about ll the repeats on tv Bb (x1333x@1) FAnd (133211@1)computer terminals report some gains C (x32010@1) DmOn (xx0231@1)the value of copper and tin Bb (x1333x@1) FWhile (133211@1)American businessmen snap up van Goths C (x32010@1) DmFor (xx0231@1)the price of a hospital wing F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) BbNothing (x1333x@1)ever happens, nothing happens at all Dm (xx0231@1) BbThe (x1333x@1)needle returns to the start of the song- C (x32010@1) BbAnd (x1333x@1)we all sing along like before F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) BbNothing (x1333x@1)ever happens, nothing happens at all Dm (xx0231@1) BbThey'll (x1333x@1)burn down the synagogues at six o clock C (x32010@1) BbAnd (x1333x@1)we'll all go along like before F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) FAnd (133211@1)we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow Corrections suggestions etc to 3sm@orange.net
