Nothing Ever Happens - Del Amitri - tabbed by John Crawford -------------------- A great song, but much easier to play with a capo on the 3rd fret CAPO 3 D: xx0232 Bm: 224432 or xx4432 G: 320003 A: 002220 Em: 022000 E: 022100 Intro ? D (x4) D (xx0232@1) BmPost (x24432@1)office clerks put up signs saying position closed D (xx0232@1) BmAnd (x24432@1)secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats G (320003@1) DJanitors (xx0232@1)padlock the gates A (x02220@1) BmFor (x24432@1)security guards to patrol G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)bachelors phone up their friends for a drink A (x02220@1) GWhile (320003@1)the married ones turn on a chat show Prechorus D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow Verse 2 D (xx0232@1) BmGentlemen (x24432@1)time please you know we can't serve any more D (xx0232@1) BmNow (x24432@1)the traffic lights stop when theres nothing to go G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)by five o clock everythings dead A (x02220@1) BmAnd (x24432@1)every third car is a cab G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)ignorant people sleep in there beds A (x02220@1) BmLike (x24432@1)the dope white mice in the college lab Chorus D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GNothing (320003@1)ever happens, nothing happens at all Bm (x24432@1) GThe (320003@1)needle returns to the start of the song A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)we all sing along like before D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow D (xx0232@1) BmTelephone (x24432@1)exchanges click while theres nobody there D (xx0232@1) BmThe (x24432@1)martians could land in the car park and no-one would care G (320003@1) DClose-circuit (xx0232@1)cameras in department stores A (x02220@1) BmShoot (x24432@1)the same movie every night G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)the stars of these films neither died nor get killed A (x02220@1) BmJust (x24432@1)to survive constant action replay Chorus D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GNothing (320003@1)ever happens, nothing happens at all Bm (x24432@1) GThe (320003@1)needle returns to the start of the song A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)we all sing along like before D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow Play these chords (this is while accordion plays): Em (022000@1)Bm (x24432@1)Em (022000@1)Bm (x24432@1)E (022100@1)D (xx0232@1)E (022100@1)D (xx0232@1)D (xx0232@1) BmBill (x24432@1)hoardings advertise products that nobody needs D (xx0232@1) BmWhile (x24432@1)angry from Manchester writes to complain about all the repeats on tv G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)computer terminals report some gains A (x02220@1) BmOn (x24432@1)the value of copper and tin G (320003@1) DWhile (xx0232@1)American businessmen snap up van Goths A (x02220@1) BmFor (x24432@1)the price of a hospital wing Chorus D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GNothing (320003@1)ever happens, nothing happens at all Bm (x24432@1) GThe (320003@1)needle returns to the start of the song- A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)we all sing along like before D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GNothing (320003@1)ever happens, nothing happens at all Bm (x24432@1) GThey'll (320003@1)burn down the synagogues at six o clock A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)we'll all go along like before D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow Any comments or suggestions, wheres_my_pint@hotmail.com
