Intro: 
E E A B 
 

Verse 1: 
E B                        A 
I want you to get a gun, 
       B                   A      B   A    B 
and head on down to Washington. 
E  B                               A 
I want you to climb up high, 
   B              A  B  A   B 
high in the sky and shoot them all. 
  E      B                       A 
They don't deserve to live. 
   B          E              B          A     B 
What did they ever give to you? 
 
Bridge 1: 

You know what I want you to do?  I want you to go upstairs to that apartment where that guy keeps 

playing that Barry Manilow record "Copacabana" over and over and over again.  I want you to ring 

the doorbell, and when he answers the door.  I want you to stab him in the neck with a number 2 

pencil over and over and over again because he must pay!  Chop him up and put him in the freezer 

and as you leave the apartment light the place on fire! 
 
Chorus: 
 E                   B 
Voices in my head. 
           A         B 
These are the, 
 E                           B 
voices in my head, voices in my head. 
          A                                B 
These are the voices in my head. 
 

E                  B             A       B 
You should dress up like a clown. 
E       B       A     B 
Bark Bark Howl 
 
Bridge 2: 

Hi you never called me back. I got the pictures back from thanksgiving. I don't know why you wear 

that earing. If your father was alive I don't know what he'd say. I was talking to Mrs. Corelli 

yesterday. You know Bobby Corelli who was in your grade? He got promoted again in his law firm. 

He's making 175,000 a year now. Are you on drugs? Why don't you ever call me back? When are you 

gonna get married son? Isn't it about time you settled down and got yourself a wife and got 

yourself a house and got a kid, and got a car, and got a dog, and got a lawn mower, and got a nice 

picket fence... 

Chorus: 
 E                   B 
Voices in my head. 
           A         B 
These are the, 
 E                           B 
voices in my head, voices in my head. 
          A                                B 
These are the voices in my head. 
 
Verse 2: 
E                  B             A       B 
You should dress up like a clown. 
E       B       A     B 
Bark Bark Howl 
 
Verse 3: 
E         B                      A 
Why, why is it every time,  
B                     E   B  A     B 
I gotta wait on the fuckin' line? 
 
Bridge 3: 

Why is it every time I turn on my television set I gotta see Sally Struthers and those starving 

kids?  Why can't somebody just send her a check and shut her and those Goddamn kids up? Jesus 

fucking Christ! (Where's Rob Reiner when you need him?) 
 
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Verse 4: 
E        B                                   A 
Why, why don't they drop the bomb, 
B             E   B   A       B 
Right on top of everyone. 
 
Chorus: 
 E                   B 
Voices in my head. 
           A         B 
These are the, 
 E                           B 
voices in my head, voices in my head. 
          A                                B 
These are the voices in my head. 
 
 
Stop, stop, stop with the singing! 
 
Chords: 
E: 022100 
A: X02220 
B: X24442