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Jump - Derek and Clive
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Tabbed by: PHGH
Email: lemurjim@yahoo.co.uk

Tuning: Standard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEEgIti8sM

C                                G   F
As I was walking down the street one day
  C              G
I saw a house on fire
G              G                             
There was man, shouting and screaming out an upper-storey window
        G             C              G
To the crowd that was gathered there below
    C      G    C
For he was sore afraid
 
C     G           F
Jump! You fucker, jump!
C
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
    C               G
And you will be all right
   G               G               C       F
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck -
C         G  C
There was no blanket
 
C          G      F
Laugh?! We nearly shat!
C
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
                                C          G
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
C                G
We are miserable sinners
C     G    C
Fi-i-ilthy fuckers
 F        C
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