Couldnt believe no one had figured out the second part to this song yet! Play the Em and 
as barre chords on the 7th and 5th frets, then everything in the second part of the 
is just open chords.

Do it!

-Shmortisborg

              Em                    A
Mid-winters day, its cooold and I know for
               Em             A
certain when I go outside my head starts hurtin
     Em                   A
Its a winters day, and I know for
               Em               A
certain when I go outside my head starts hurtin
       Em                      A
So I wrap it up in materials to keep my
                     Em
head from gettin cold, Oh wrap it up in
            A
materials to keep my head from gettin cold
     Em                               A
nd I said tell my friends when they havekids
     Em                              A
Ya I said tell my friends when they have kids


        Em
Im g'on want that child to be a long
A
haired child    x4


     Em              A
Oh I go outside, and mingle in the snow
   Em
My head looks like a globe, aint no
A                 Em
hair on it at all! Do I buy a wig?
A                            Em
Should I grow my beeard, and comb it upwards
     A                     Em
and around my ears? Well I cant wait for
                    A
the kids to come, I cant wait for the kids
                 Em
to come and say "Hey babe, you g'on know
                A            Em
no barbershop."    'Cause I want...
         A
yeah, I want... and I know for certain


Chorus


      Em                                A
Itsno-sugar-beer (???), baby thats for sure
          Em                 A
when the storm hits my temple, I wanna
Em                        A
rush home and put on the kettle now
     Em                           A
and warm my little brain and bald head
       Em                          A
Im too cold to know if Im alive or dead

            G
But when my baby slips out my mommas womb
        C
When my baby slips out my mommas womb
            D
We're gonna enter a new life, enter a new
               G                 Am
life thats for sure, Youre gonna enter
                                       G
yourself back through your babys front door
           G
Now if you want that baby to be a long haired
                C
child, you g'on make that baby be a long
                       D
haired child thats for sure,
                      G
baby, baby, thats for sure.

Then some shoo-bops switching from G to Am