Repeated throughout much of the song
Intro x 3 then ( E5 , E5 , A5 , A5 , E5 , E5 ) ( D5 , D5 , D5 , D5 , D5 , D5 ) at same tempo as the third and forth bar above
+ Short Guitar Solo Chords ( A5 , A5 , A5 , C5 , C5 *, C5 )
One, two, three, start
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd
Stay dry in rubber boots and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Cucumbers ripe and rude
Bend over fixed to shoot and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot
Be stiff
(Short Guitar Solo)
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Wet women waste your food
Go solo no no two's and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Watch out for fruits and mutes and
Deep sleepeers jerk the root
So be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot and
Oh be stiff
(Long Solo - Same Chords as Intro+Verse)
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd
Stay dry in rubber boots and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Wet women waste your food
Go solo no no two's and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot an
Oh be stiff
( E5 , E5 , A5 , A5 , E5 , E5 ) ( D5 , D5 , D5 , D5 , D5 , D5 ), (Short Solo Chords x3)
Outro
( D5 , D5 , D5 , D5 , D5 , D5 ) then
E5 E5 A5 A5
e | --0--0--0-0-x- |
B | --0--0--2-2-0- |
G | --1--1--2-2-0- |
D | --2--2--2-2-0- |
A | --2--2--0-0-x- |
E | --0--0--0-0-x- |
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