Guilty As Charged by Dewey Cox
Capo 1


Am  G Am Am 

Good morning, your honor
May I approach the bench?

Am                          G Am Am
I don't give a damn what anyone thinks
I stay up all night and I smoke and I drink
I'm a wanted man and I'm blowin' town
Don't waste your time tryin' to hunt me down
C                                   E
The cops are sayin' I belong behind bars
G                                Am
And I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged

Am                    G Am Am
I ain't never lost a fight in my life
I'll send you home crying to your fat and ugly wife
If you don't believe me when I tell you this
Well, let me introduce you to my rock hard fist
C                                   E
If you're accusing me of living too hard
G                               Am
Well I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged

G
I ain't asking God to forgive my sins
B
Take a good look and you'll know where I've been
G
I'm dancing with the devil every night and everyday
Am
People pay attention to the things that I say

Am                               G Am Am
I don't need anybody's help to rise above it
If you don't like the way I'm livin' buddy, why don't you shove it?
When you feel the ground shaking underneath your feet
Oh, that's yours truly walkin' down the street

C                                             E     
Come a little closer, girl, I'll show you my scars
G                              Am
And I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
C                                E
If you're saying my love is too large
G                               Am
Then I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
Oh, I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
You got me, I'm guilty as charged