Royal Jelly, Capo on 7th
Intro: G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Em D/F# G
G (320003@1) Cadd9 (x32030@1) G (320003@1) Cadd9 (x32030@1) D/F# (200232@1)Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
Cadd9 (x32030@1) D/F#Rim (200232@1)job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
GO' (320003@1)say can you see 'em
C (x32010@1) D/F#Stuffed (200232@1)cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
G (320003@1) Cadd9'N (x32030@1)the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack
Cadd9 (x32030@1) C/B (x2555x@1) Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) D/F#Pressing (200232@1)passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time
G (320003@1) Cadd9 (x32030@1) G (320003@1) Cadd9 (x32030@1) D/F#The (200232@1)mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared
Cadd9 (x32030@1) Em'N (022000@1)the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
Am (x02210@1) D/F# (200232@1) GInside (320003@1)the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life
Em (022000@1) CIn (x32010@1)my mind
GI'm (320003@1)half blind
Em (022000@1) CMy (x32010@1)inner ref
GIs (320003@1)mostly deaf
Em (022000@1) CI'm (x32010@1)smell impaired
GIf (320003@1)you cared
G (320003@1) Cadd9 (x32030@1) G (320003@1) Cadd9My (x32030@1)sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San
G (320003@1) Cadd9 (x32030@1) D/F#Francisco (200232@1)axe-encrusted frenzy
GSo (320003@1)let me touch you
D/F#Let (200232@1)me touch you
GLet (320003@1)me touch you
CLet (x32010@1)me touch you
G (320003@1) D/F# (200232@1) G (320003@1)
Where the Ro-yal Jelly gets made
Transition: G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 Em D/F# G
G (320003@1) Cadd9 (x32030@1) G (320003@1) Cadd9Coleratura (x32030@1)singers bringing weeds and social clingers
G (320003@1) Cadd9Hangers-on (x32030@1)and fancy flingers
D/F#To (200232@1)the dress ball
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Mushrooms and bowling pins
C/B (x2555x@1) D/F#Stove (200232@1)pipe hats and other things I can't recall
GFrom (320003@1)Juvenile hall
Cadd9 (x32030@1) D/F#We're (200232@1)so unlucky and stuff
G (320003@1) Cadd9 (x32030@1)
Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough
Cadd9 (x32030@1) C/B (x2555x@1) AmDairy (x02210@1)Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline
G (320003@1) D/F#Paul (200232@1)Bunyan and James Dean
G (320003@1) Cadd9 (x32030@1) G (320003@1) Cadd9Allegory (x32030@1)agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry
G (320003@1) Cadd9And (x32030@1)Shenandoah tapestries
G (320003@1) Cadd9Compared (x32030@1)with good mahogany
G (320003@1) Cadd9 (x32030@1) D/F#Collapsing (200232@1)the undying postcard romance
CWith (x32010@1)feline perspicacity
C/BBy (x2555x@1)the university
AmThat (x02210@1)night I held a paucity
AmWhich (x02210@1)you deemed common courtesy
Am/G
I wasn't what you thought I'd be
D/F# (200232@1) GI (320003@1)shouldn't have invited you to dance
Em (022000@1) CIn (x32010@1)my tree
GI'm (320003@1)halfway free
Em (022000@1) CAnd (x32010@1)in my chair
GOne (320003@1)quarter there
Em (022000@1) CIn (x32010@1)my dream
GOne-sixteenth (320003@1)cream
G (320003@1) Cadd9In (x32030@1)the coffee of the Courtier
G (320003@1) Cadd D/F#Of (200232@1)the sycophant assistant to the king
GSo (320003@1)let me touch you
D/F#Let (200232@1)me touch you
GLet (320003@1)me touch you
Cadd9Let (x32030@1)me touch you
G (320003@1)D/F# (200232@1) Em (022000@1) Cadd9 (x32030@1)G (320003@1) D/F# (200232@1) G (320003@1)
Where the Ro - - - - - - - yal Jelly gets made
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