Capo on 7th

Intro: G5 C5 G5 C5 E5 D5 G5

    G5                  C5            G5            C5           D5 
Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
   C5                          D5
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
                  G5
O' say can you see 'em
    C5                                     D5
Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
          G5                             C5
'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack
    C5          C5               A5          G5               D5
Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time
      G5                C5    G5                C5         D5
The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared
         C5                             E5
'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
  A5                                                 D5       G5
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life

       E5      C5
In my mind
           G5
I'm half blind
       E5      C5
My inner ref
           G5
Is mostly deaf
           E5         C5
I'm smell impaired
         G5
If you cared
     G5                 C5          G5             C5
My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San 
   G5       C5          D5
Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy

            G5
So let me touch you
         D5
Let me touch you
         G5
Let me touch you
         C5
Let me touch you
          G5        D5       G5   
Where the Ro-yal Jelly gets made

Transition: G5 C5 E5 C5 E5 D5 G5


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Coleratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers
        G5            C5
Hangers-on and fancy flingers
         D5
To the dress ball
C5
Mushrooms and bowling pins
C5                                D5
Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall
              G5
From Juvenile hall
C5                D5
We're so unlucky and stuff
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Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough
C5           C5          A5
Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline
G5               D5
Paul Bunyan and James Dean

G5        C5           G5          C5
Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry
G5              C5
And Shenandoah tapestries
G5                  C5
Compared with good mahogany
G5              C5            D5
Collapsing the undying postcard romance
C5
With feline perspicacity
C5
By the university
A5
That night I held a paucity
A5
Which you deemed common courtesy
A5
I wasn't what you thought I'd be
D5                            G5
I shouldn't have invited you to dance

      E5      C5
In my tree
            G5
I'm halfway free
          E5      C5
And in my chair
            G5
One quarter there
      E5      C5
In my dream

              G5
One-sixteenth cream
G5                    C5
In the coffee of the Courtier
       G5         Cadd             D5
Of the sycophant assistant to the king

          G5
So let me touch you
       D5
Let me touch you
       G5
Let me touch you
       C5
Let me touch you

           G5  D5    E5    C5  G5       D5    G5       
Where the Ro  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  yal Jelly gets made
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