All of these chords are played as powerchords. I hope y’all enjoy!

Key:
H = hammer-on
/ = slide

Intro x2:

E ---------------------------------------|
B --------------5/7----------------------|
G ------5h6-5h6--------------------------|
D ---------------------------------------|
A ---------------------------------------|
E ---------------------------------------|

Verse 1:
A                          D
I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
A                     D
A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
F#                      E                    D
I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A
E
I'm getting drunk on a plane

[intro] - play intro throughout 3/4s of Verse 2

Verse: 2
A                        D      
I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
A                                   D
'Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
F#                      E                         D
Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
E
I'm getting drunk on a plane

Chorus:
A
Buyin' drinks for everybody
D
But the pilot, it's a party
F#            E
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
A
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
D
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
F#
Told her about my condition
E
Got a little mile-high flight attention
A             D               F#        
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
             E
I'm up so high, I may never come down
A                D                      F#
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
                E (let it ring out)
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

Intro x2

A                              D
We had this date marked on the calendar forever
A                            D
We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
F#                          E                             D
I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
      E
So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

Chorus:
A
Buyin' drinks for everybody
D
But the pilot, it's a party
F#            E
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
A
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
D
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
F#
Told her about my condition
E
Got a little mile-high flight attention
A             D               F#        
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
          E
I'm up so high, I may never come down
A               D                       F#
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
               E 
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

Solo: A, D, F#, E, A, D, F#, E, A, 

Verse 3:
A                             D
On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class
A                             D
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
F#                             E                        D
And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
               E
'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

Chorus:
A
Buyin' drinks for everybody
D
But the pilot, it's a party
F#            E
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
A
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
D
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
F#
Told her about my condition
E
Got a little mile-high flight attention
A             D               F#        
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
             E
I'm up so high, I may never come down
A                D                      F#
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
              E 
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

During the outro either play the Intro or A,D throughout.