Capo 2 [Intro} G Cadd9 G Cadd9 [Verse 1] G Cadd9 I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon G Cadd9 A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun Em7 D Cadd9 I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7a D I'm getting drunk on a plane [Verse 2] G Cadd9 I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy G Cadd9 Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me Em7 D Cadd9 Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays D I'm getting drunk on a plane [Chorus] G Cadd9 Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party Em7 Cadd9 Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 G Stewardess is somethin' sexy Cadd9 Em7 leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my Cadd9 got a little mile-high flight attention G Em7 Cadd9 D It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may never come down G Em7 I'll try anything to drown out the pain Cadd9 D (let ring out) they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane G Cadd9 G Cadd9 [Verse 3] G Cadd9 We had this date marked on the calendar forever G Cadd9 We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together Em7 D Cadd9 I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake D So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane [Chorus] G Cadd9 Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party Em7 Cadd9 Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 G Cadd9 Em7 Stewardess is somethin' sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my Cadd9 condition got a little mile-high flight attention G Em7 Cadd9 D It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may G Em7 Cadd9 never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain D they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane [Instrumental] G Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 x 2 Cadd9 [hold] [Verse 4] G Cadd9 On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class G Cadd9 So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass Em7 D Cadd9 And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass D 'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane [Chorus} G Cadd9 Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party Em7 Cadd9 Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 G Cadd9 Em7 Stewardess is somethin' sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my Cadd9 condition got a little mile-high flight attention G Em7 Cadd9 D It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may G Em7 Cadd9 never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain D G they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane [Outro] Cadd9 G I'm getting drunk on a plane Cadd9 G I might be passed out Cadd9 G in the baggage claim Cadd9 G but right now Cadd9 G I'm drunk on a plane
