DEFCON 1


PEOPLE OF THE WORLD UNITE!

WE MUST CONQUER THIS ABOMINATION CALLED "HOT PROBLEMS".

WE MUST KILL IT BY COVERING IT.

USING OUR TALENTS AND OUR GUITARS, WE CAN KILL THIS BEAST!

GUITARISTS,

ON GUARD!

ATTACK!





Am - C - D - F (throughout the whole song)



Am                         C
Look at me and tell me the truth

            D
What do you do 

                  F
When people don?t know

           Am
What we go through



(Am - C - D - F )
They see my blonde hair

Blue eyes and class

But they don?t know

I have a really big heart



(Am - C - D - F )
Please don?t get me wrong

I know that I?m hot

Textbook perfection really takes a lot

Weird guys call my phones

And girls call me names

Like Miley said ?I can?t be tamed?


CHORUS:

(Am - C - D - F )
Hot girls we have problems too

We?re just like you, except we?re hot

The world needs to open their eyes

And realize

We?re not perfect

And sometimes we lie



(Am - C - D - F )
I?ve got the look

I?ve got the butt

But those things don?t make me a *slut*

Boys call me stuck up

Girls say I?m conceited

On behalf on all hot girls those comments are not needed



(Am - C - D - F )
Just cause I?m pretty

I have to be dumb

I don?t care about which

I just wanna have fun



(Am - C - D - F )
People start rumors

And say things about me

Funny thing is I didn?t go to the party


CHORUS:

(Am - C - D - F )
Hot girls we have problems too

We?re just like you, except we?re hot (hot hot hot hot)

The world needs to open their eyes

And realize

We?re not perfect

And sometimes we?

Hot girls we have problems too

We?re just like you, except we?re HOT

The world needs to open their eyes

And realize

We?re not perfect

And sometimes we lie


RAP:

(Am - C - D - F )
Why oh Why

Can?t you see

You are all

Just like me

We make mistakes

And get in trouble

Now you know our hot girls trouble


CHORUS:

(Am - C - D - F )
Hot girls we have problems too

We?re just like you, except we?re hot

The world needs to open their eyes

And realize

We?re not perfect

And sometimes we lie

Hot girls we have problems too

We?re just like you, except we?re hot

The world needs to open their eyes

And realize

We?re not perfect

And sometimes we lie



Just kidding

We?re perfect