Freakin' at the Freakers Ball
Dr Hook

(Spoken:) Well, [D] gonna be freakers ball   to-[E7] night at the freakers hall,
 and you [A7] know you are invited one and [D7] all....

[D] C'mon babies, grease your lips, [E7] Grab your hats, and swing your hips. 
[A7] Don't forget to bring your whips, We're goin' to the Freakers [D] Ball. [A7]
[D] Blow your whistle, bang your gong, [E7] Roll up somethin' to take along. 
[A7] Feels so good it must be wrong, Freakin' at the Freakers [D] Ball.

All the [A] fags and dykes, they're boogyin' together,
[D] Leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather. 
The [E] greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too, 
Screamin' [A] "Please hit me" and [A] "I'll hit you".[A]  
[G]  F.B.I. dancin' with the junkies , [D] All the Straights [B7] swingin' with the Funkies
[E] 'Cross the floor and up the wall [A7] Freakin' at the Freakers [D] Ball. [B7¯]
Yeah were [E] freakin at the [A7] freakers [D] ball

[D] Everybody is lovin' each other -- [E7] Brother with sister -  son with mother. 
[A7] Smear my body up with butter,  And take me to the Freakers [D] Ball. [A7]
[D] So pass that roach please and pour the wine --[E7] I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine. 
[A7] I'm gonna boogie til I go blind --  Freakin' at the Freakers [D] Ball.

[A] Black ones, white ones, yellow and red ones --  [D]  Necropheliacs lookin' for dead ones. 
The [E] greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too -- 
Screaming'[A]  "Please hit me" and [A]  "I'll hit you".[A]
[G] Everybody ballin' in batches [D]  Pyromaniacs [B7] strikin' matches. 
[E] I'm gonna itch me where it scratches -- [A7] Freakin' at the Freakers [D] Ball, [B7] y'all
[E] Freakin' at the [A7] Freakers [D] Ball.