GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER

	  ECHORUS (022100@1)   Grandma got run over by a reindeer
                                                A (x02220@1)         walking home from our house Christmas Eve
                                               E (022100@1)         You can say there's no such thing as Santa
              B (x2444x@1)                      E (022100@1)    D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02220@1">A E (022100@1)         but as for me and grandpa we believe

                                       B (x2444x@1)         She'd been drinking too much egg nog
                                   E (022100@1)         and we warned her not to go
                             A (x02220@1)         but she forgot her medication
                  B (x2444x@1)                            E (022100@1)  D# (x43121@3)         and she wandered out the door into the snow


 	  C# (x43121@1)     G# (xx1114@1)             B (x2444x@1)         When we found her Christmas morning
                                    E (022100@1)        at the scene of the attack
		                         A (x02220@1)         there were hoof prints on her forehead
	       B (x2444x@1)     				E (022100@1)         and incriminating claw marks on her back

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          It's not Christmas without grandma
          all the family's dressed in black
          and we just cant help but wonder
          should we open up her gifts or send them back !

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          Now were all so proud of grandpa
          he's been taking this so well
          see him in there watching football
          drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel

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          Now the goose is on the table
          and the pudding made of fig
          and the blue and silver candles
          that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig

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          I've warned all my friends and neighbors
          better watch out for your selves
          they should never give a license
          to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves !
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