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Chords: Am, C, G, E, D, F
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Intro: Am C G Am

       Am                    C
On the Hogwarts Express with Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy
G                        Am
Chillin' out, maxin', compartment 3-B
     Am                C
Well it was to much to expect privacy
        G                     Am
'Specially with a reject like our friend Harry
G                                   Am
that's when I started talking about Voldemort

Am C G Am

Am                     C
As I was explaining my sweet new positch'
        G                 Am
Thought I saw a shoe or a small piece of fish
   Am                    C
No it was a shoe that my two eyes did see
G                Am
Under a cloak of invisibility
G                                    Am          C     
Just then a thought started creeping up on me
G                           Am     C
And I knew exactly what I'd do
G                            Am         C
Make you wish you acted more quickly
G                            E 
And that I'd never seen your shoe
D                            G
I'm going to kick you in the face
  D                        C             D
I might do it twenty-seven times just in case
D      C             G      D
I know nothing could ever replace
    C             D                      G
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face

Am C G Am

Am                     C
After they left I went through with my plan
    G                        Am
And tied a tight knot around each of your hands
Am                 C            G         Am
Made you listen to Stryper and "Enter Sandman"
Am            C        G        Am
Made you hear "Rio" by Duran Duran
G                           Am
You didn't like it, what is wrong with you?

Am C G Am

Am                    C
That made me angry, I was so upset
G                           Am
I kicked you hard that your pants you did wet
    Am                        C
You looked like somebody took a small baby
      G                   D         F
Stuck it in a blender and turned on puree
C                        G
I just kicked you in the face
C                      G               D
Hey, Harry Potter, how does your blood taste?
C                    G
I know nothing could ever replace
    F             G                      C
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face

C                        G
I just kicked you in the face
C                    G               D
Hey, Mr. Potter, how does your blood taste?
C                    G
I know nothing could ever replace
    F             G                      C
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
    F             G                      C
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face