Em (022000@1)     Am (x02210@1)   Em (022000@1)       Am (x02210@1)               EmI'm (022000@1)counting back the number of the steps
    Am (x02210@1)                Em (022000@1)        Am (x02210@1)    C (x32010@1)          Dit (xx0232@1)took for me to get back on the wagon of the weekend
Em (022000@1)Am (x02210@1)         Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1)                 GI'll (320003@1)use the oven timer to prove that I'll
     Em (022000@1)            C (x32010@1)          Dget (xx0232@1)home with my imagination
Em (022000@1)    Am (x02210@1)        C (x32010@1)              Dif (xx0232@1)they find the body in the basement
G (320003@1)      Em (022000@1)   C (x32010@1)                        Din (xx0232@1)the very house that she was raised in

Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1)   Em (022000@1)          Am (x02210@1)             EmI'm (022000@1)taking down the number of the times
       Am (x02210@1)                 Em (022000@1)         Am (x02210@1)     C (x32010@1)               Dso (xx0232@1)when we get the sign from god I'll be the first to call them
Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1)  Em (022000@1)       Am (x02210@1)                GI'm (320003@1)taking back the number of the beast
           Em (022000@1)   C (x32010@1)               Dcause (xx0232@1)six is not a pretty number
 Em (022000@1)       Am (x02210@1)        C (x32010@1)          Deight (xx0232@1)or three are definitely better
G (320003@1)    Em (022000@1)     C (x32010@1)                    DA (xx0232@1)is for the address on the letter
Em (022000@1)    Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D       Em (022000@1)Am (x02210@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x24432@1">Bm
to my alcoholic friends

Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1)  Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1)        EmI'm (022000@1)trying hard not to be ashamed
Am (x02210@1)                   Em (022000@1)     Am (x02210@1)     C (x32010@1)           Dnot (xx0232@1)to know the name of who is waking up beside me
Em (022000@1)     Am (x02210@1)       C (x32010@1)                  Dor (xx0232@1)the date, the season, or the city
G (320003@1)       Em (022000@1)       C (x32010@1)                 Dbut (xx0232@1)at least the ceiling's very pretty
Em (022000@1)    Am (x02210@1)       C (x32010@1)            Dand (xx0232@1)if you are holding it against me
Em (022000@1)  Am (x02210@1)    Bm (x24432@1)    AmI'll (x02210@1)be on my best behavior
Em (022000@1)    Am (x02210@1)        Bm (x24432@1)      Amtaking (x02210@1)shots for mother nature
 Em (022000@1)      Am (x02210@1)  Bm (x24432@1)     Amonce (x02210@1)my fist is in the cupboard
Em (022000@1)     Am (x02210@1)   Bm (x24432@1)  Amlove (x02210@1)is never falling over

(repeat intro riff) Em Am Bm

Em (022000@1)         Am (x02210@1)        C (x32010@1)            DShould (xx0232@1)I choose a noble occupation?
Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1)    C (x32010@1)                 DIf (xx0232@1)I did I'd only show up late and
G (320003@1)           Em (022000@1)          C (x32010@1)                  Dsick (xx0232@1)and they would tear at me with hatred
G (320003@1)          Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)                  Dplus (xx0232@1)my only natural talent's wasted
Em (022000@1)    Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)  Emon (022000@1)my alcoholic friends
       Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)  Emmy (022000@1)alcoholic friends
      Am (x02210@1)  C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)  Emthe (022000@1)party never ends
       Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)  Emmy (022000@1)alcoholic friends