Intro: e--------------------------------------------------- | B--------------------------------------------------- | G--------------------------------------------------- | D--------------------------------------------------- | A-2-3-2-0--0--2-3-2-0------------------------------- | E---------3-----------3-2-1------------------------- | E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 I'm counting back the number of the steps A5 E5 A5 C5 D5 it took for me to get back on the wagon of the weekend E5 A5 E5 A5 G5 I'll use the oven timer to prove that I'll E5 C5 D5 get home with my imagination E5 A5 C5 D5 if they find the body in the basement G5 E5 C5 D5 in the very house that she was raised in E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 I'm taking down the number of the times A5 E5 A5 C5 D5 so when we get the sign from god I'll be the first to call them E5 A5 E5 A5 G5 I'm taking back the number of the beast E5 C5 D5 cause six is not a pretty number E5 A5 C5 D5 eight or three are definitely better G5 E5 C5 D5 A is for the address on the letter E5 A5 C5 D5 E5 A5 E5 A5 B5 to my alcoholic friends E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 I'm trying hard not to be ashamed A5 E5 A5 C5 D5 not to know the name of who is waking up beside me E5 A5 C5 D5 or the date, the season, or the city G5 E5 C5 D5 but at least the ceiling's very pretty E5 A5 C5 D5 and if you are holding it against me E5 A5 B5 A5 I'll be on my best behavior E5 A5 B5 A5 taking shots for mother nature E5 A5 B5 A5 once my fist is in the cupboard E5 A5 B5 A5 love is never falling over (repeat intro riff) E5 A5 B5 E5 A5 C5 D5 Should I choose a noble occupation? E5 A5 C5 D5 If I did I'd only show up late and G5 E5 C5 D5 sick and they would tear at me with hatred G5 E5 C5 D5 plus my only natural talent's wasted E5 A5 C5 D5 E5 on my alcoholic friends A5 C5 D5 E5 my alcoholic friends A5 C5 D5 E5 the party never ends A5 C5 D5 E5 my alcoholic friends
