(chorus)
D            A
Demonic Possession
     G           D  
His court's in session
D            A   
I sign my confession
   G        D
Demonic Possession
D                              A
It was raining on the day she told me
      G                 D
them things that fella sold me
                     A
Mama wasn't there to scold me
   G                     D
No prison or cell could hold me

                    A
I still recall the date
      G             D
I'z probably about eight
                 A
when I sealed my fate
    G                D
You honor I rightly state
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D                 A
Suddenly I had a foot hold
G               D
I became such a butthole
                        A
I don't need nobody consoling me
   G                     D
No one but the devil controlling me
                         A
I can kick ass and talk backward
G                                 D
I hang out with a whole bunch of slackers
                            A
and I know I can get some help from him
 G                         D
I listen to a lot of Led Zeppelin
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D                     A 
I got so much money I don't need smarts
    G                         D
My records are flying to the top of the charts
                                      A
and I'm eating in all those fancy restaurants
     G                          D
and Hanging out with Jerry Lee Lewis
                    A
and I owe it all to him
G                 D
Oh, the shape I'm in
                                        A
The devil says the only thing that's buggin him
    G                          D
is Hell's filling up with Republicans

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