AmWhen (x02210@1)I was young I used to be
     GAs (320003@1)fine a man as ever you'd see
           AmTill (x02210@1)the Prince of Wales he said to me:
                    G (320003@1)     Am"Come (x02210@1)and join the British army"
 
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  AmToora (x02210@1)loora loora loo,
                GThey're (320003@1)looking for monkeys up at the zoo
               AmAnd (x02210@1)says I: "If I had a face like you,
              G (320003@1)      AmI'd (x02210@1)join the British army"
 
Oh Sarah Conlon baked a cake,
And so for poor  O'Slattery's sake
Sure I threw nyself into the lake,
Pretending I was barmy
 
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Toora loora loora loo,
I've made me mind up what to do,
now I'll work me ticket home to you,
And F**k the British army 
 
Corporal Daly went away,
His wife got in the family way
And the only thing that she could say,
Was: "Blame the British army"
 
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Toora loora loora loo,
Me curse upon the labour pool
that took me darling boy from me 
To joim the British army
 
Corporal Kelly's a terrible drought,
Just give him a couple of jars of stout
And he'll beat the enemy with his mouth
And save the British army
 
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Toora loora loora loo,
I've made me mind up what to do,
now I'll work me ticket home to you,
And F**k the British army 

Kilted soldiers wear no drawers,
Won't you kindly lend them yours
The rich must always help the poor
To save the British army
 
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Toora loora loora loo,
They're looking for monkeys up at the zoo
And says I: "If I had a face like you,
I'd F**k the British army"