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As I was walking down the street one day,
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I saw a house on fire,
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There was a man standing at an upper storey window
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Shouting and screaming to the crowd that was gathered there below,
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For he was sore afraid,
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Jump, you mucker, Jump,
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Jump into this ?ere blanket what we are holding,
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And you will be alright.",
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He jumped, hit the deck, broke his bloody neck,
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There was no blanket.
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Laugh, we nearly shat,
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We have not laughed so much since grandma died,
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Or Aunty Mable caught her left one in the mangle,
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We are miserable sinners, Fiiiiiiiiilthy muckers.
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Amen